Sibling Relations

No, you do not have permission to step on the baby. Thank you for asking though.

Phone Use

Take the phone out of your underwear and say hello.

Thank you. I appreciate that you are not peeing on the table, now please get off of it.

Lions, and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!

Get the lion out of the sink and go change your pants!! (don't ask, you really don't want to know)

Take the lion out of your diaper...I don't care if he is eating your tushie, I don't want him there.

..Because we don't cook cans of tuna on the stove.

(yes, it's been one of those days)