Tuesday, September 27, 2011

September 27, 2011

Get off your brother's face!

We don't sit on babies!

It's called a pastel not a panda.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

September 22, 2011

No you may not catch a moth with the broom!

Son: The baby makes with her tushy
Me: Yes, that's true.
Son: I do too.
Me: That's also true.
Son: Also you?
Me: Yes, everyone makes with their tushies.
Son: Even Abba (Dad)?

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

September 21. 2011

Please stop biting his shoe while it's on his foot.

No, you can not die from being a kid too long.

Things I Never Thought I'd Say

With the birth of my first child I found myself occasionally saying things that I never thought I would say. Now with four children I'm saying strange stuff all the time. All of a sudden I'm putting words together I previously would not have. I hope to post many of these bizarre sentences here.