Get off your brother's face!
We don't sit on babies!
It's called a pastel not a panda.
Every parent finds themselves saying weird things. Here are some of the bizarre, strange things I've said to my children.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
September 22, 2011
No you may not catch a moth with the broom!
Son: The baby makes with her tushy
Me: Yes, that's true.
Son: I do too.
Me: That's also true.
Son: Also you?
Me: Yes, everyone makes with their tushies.
Son: Even Abba (Dad)?
Son: The baby makes with her tushy
Me: Yes, that's true.
Son: I do too.
Me: That's also true.
Son: Also you?
Me: Yes, everyone makes with their tushies.
Son: Even Abba (Dad)?
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
September 21. 2011
Please stop biting his shoe while it's on his foot.
No, you can not die from being a kid too long.
No, you can not die from being a kid too long.
Things I Never Thought I'd Say
With the birth of my first child I found myself occasionally saying things that I never thought I would say. Now with four children I'm saying strange stuff all the time. All of a sudden I'm putting words together I previously would not have. I hope to post many of these bizarre sentences here.
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